Toh Dishoom
Dishoom
Lyrics
Mujhe yaad hai woh baatein mere bachpan ki
Daddy kehte the khota sikka chalega nahi
Mummy pyar se khilati daal, chaawal aur dahi
Maa ke haathon ka woh jaadu five star mein nahi
Mar marke mili college degree
Meri job ek tragedy, hai joke salary
Ek ladki mili thi woh bhi dump kar gayi
Dump hone ko baitha hoon koi mile toh sahi
O ho banda seedha rab da main
Ditto tere warga main
Kaam ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko chhadta main
Kisi ladki ko chhede koi
Toh dishoom
Kare cheating aur khele koi
Toh dishoom
Mere India ko bura kaha
Toh dishoom
Jana Gana pe na khada hua
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom, toh dishoom
Bathroom mein Kishore-da ke gaane gaata hoon
Katy Perry ki mein photo sang leke nahata hoon
Mere aaju baaju bikini mein babes nachdi
But life koi Honey Singh ka video nahi
Din ko main chahe jitna bhi hero hota hoon
Raat ko takiye ki jhappi leke sota hoon
Kabhi kabhi kisi party mein zyada ho gayi
Toh yaad karke purani baatein khoob rota hoon
O ho banda seedha rab da main
Ditto tere warga main
Ek waari hath phad laan taan
Phir kadi nahi chhadta main
Ram Rahim ladaye koi
Toh dishoom
Chote bachon ko daraye koi
Toh dishoom
Nasha karke joh aaye koi
Toh dishoom
Mere bhai ko sataye koi
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom, toh dishoom
Kabhi na karoon main kaam koi aisa
Ke jis se jhuke meri gardan
Jeeta hoon, jeeta hoon, papa se seekha hoon
Mujhpe kuch hai burden, jaise hardam
Ghar chalana hai jaise ya taise
Chote sapno ke liye jodhon paise kaise kaise
Arre kaise kaise kaam kare taaki naam bane
Duniya dekh ke mujhko bhaijaan ram ram kare
Par dhyan rahe mujhko kabhi na chhedna
Dene mein ik dishoom mujhko lagegi der na
O ho banda seedha rab da main
Ditto tere warga main
Kaam ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko chhadta main
Khud apni badhai kari
Toh dishoom
Ratta maar ke padhai kari
Toh dishoom
Rishwat leke kaam kiya
Toh dishoom
Raste pe traffic jam kiya
Toh dishoom
Public bhadkaye koi
Toh dishoom
Meri bandi ko pataaye koi
Toh dishoom
Chalu picture mein phone baja
Toh dishoom
Gaana sunke na aaya mazaa
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom, toh dishoom
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